Walking through the line

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2011-10-14T20:28:00.001+06:00

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

The son said: "I don't think you should take one Dad, they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

"$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.

"I don't care:" said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow."

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said: "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."

"I know," said Grandpa "The hundred is from Grandma!"

Jokes

2011-10-14T20:23:00.000+06:00

Jokes

2011-10-14T19:50:00.001+06:00

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say: ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked: ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said: ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

Joe says: ''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said: ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says: ''If it had happened two days ago, I would be dead now!"

Jokes

2011-10-14T14:14:00.000+06:00

The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband any more.

"For the last 7 months," the wife replies, "every morning I take a cab to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?' That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want sex any more."

The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell your husband or what?

Jokes

2011-10-14T14:10:00.001+06:00

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love." the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With you!" he said.

2011-10-14T13:05:00.000+06:00

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as he went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stopped to chat.

Pope: "Sorry about the mix up."

President Clinton: "No problem."

Pope: "Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven."

President Clinton: "Why's that? It's not that great."

Pope: "All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."

President Clinton: "Sorry, Your Holiness, You're a day late."

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2011-10-04T01:13:00.001+06:00

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2011-10-04T01:13:00.000+06:00

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2011-07-31T08:55:00.000+06:00

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2011-07-20T18:45:00.000+06:00

খালেদা নয়, এরশাদই হতেন বিরোধীদলীয় নেতা : প্রধানমন্ত্রী

Princess Diana at 50 Newsweek: Threatened by Kate Middleton but friends with Carole | Mail Online

2011-07-14T09:53:00.000+06:00

Princess Diana at 50 Newsweek: Threatened by Kate Middleton but friends with Carole | Mail Online

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2011-07-07T08:41:00.000+06:00

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2011-07-03T09:17:00.001+06:00

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2011-06-30T09:19:00.000+06:00

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2011-06-20T18:36:00.000+06:00

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2011-06-19T22:49:00.001+06:00

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2011-06-14T08:30:00.000+06:00

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2011-06-12T09:11:00.000+06:00

Best wishes,

Mir Arif Billah

+88 01730020040

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2011-06-12T08:12:00.000+06:00

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2011-06-07T06:07:00.000+06:00

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2011-06-03T07:43:00.000+06:00

I'm quitting stage forever: Kabir Suman - Times Of India

2011-06-02T20:52:00.001+06:00

I'm quitting stage forever: Kabir Suman - Times Of India: "I'm quitting stage forever: Kabir Suman"

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2011-05-31T04:03:00.000+06:00

Gone in SIX seconds: The moment a gaping pothole swallowed a lorry in China | Mail Online

2011-05-30T08:00:00.000+06:00

Gone in SIX seconds: The moment a gaping pothole swallowed a lorry in China | Mail Online

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2011-05-29T06:49:00.001+06:00

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2011-05-26T06:56:00.001+06:00

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2011-05-24T05:20:00.000+06:00

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2011-05-17T18:16:00.000+06:00

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2011-05-15T05:27:00.001+06:00

THE LITTLE VIDEOCOLUMN: WATER OF INDIA | Kabir Suman Online

2011-05-11T13:46:00.001+06:00

THE LITTLE VIDEOCOLUMN: WATER OF INDIA | Kabir Suman Online

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2011-05-10T08:55:00.000+06:00

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2011-05-08T05:52:00.001+06:00

Madonna splits from her Muslim toyboy, 24, after 'rows about religion' | Mail Online

2011-05-07T08:27:00.000+06:00

Madonna splits from her Muslim toyboy, 24, after 'rows about religion' | Mail Online

:: কালের কণ্ঠ :: প্রথম পাতা :: জুকারবার্গের দুনিয়া

2011-05-06T13:14:00.000+06:00

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Osama bin Laden | The Economist

2011-05-06T12:04:00.000+06:00

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2011-05-05T09:09:00.000+06:00

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2011-05-04T08:09:00.000+06:00

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2011-05-03T06:24:00.000+06:00

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2011-05-01T09:06:00.000+06:00

Exercise of the Week - Walking

2011-04-30T23:14:00.000+06:00

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‘JIBONMUKHI’? OH NO, NOT ME! | Kabir Suman Online

2011-04-30T23:09:00.001+06:00

‘JIBONMUKHI’? OH NO, NOT ME! | Kabir Suman Online

2011-04-29T21:24:00.001+06:00

‘JIBONMUKHI’? OH NO, NOT ME! | Kabir Suman Online

Final test

2011-04-29T15:21:00.000+06:00

test

Another test.

2011-04-29T15:17:00.000+06:00

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2011-04-29T07:29:00.001+06:00

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2011-04-26T12:31:00.000+06:00

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2011-04-25T00:41:00.001+06:00

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2011-04-24T22:14:00.000+06:00

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Couple embracing in opaque shelter in woods

2011-04-24T22:01:00.000+06:00

An angry husband threatens a man who has been with his wife in New York. The wife watches on while nonchalantly smoking a cigarette.

2011-04-24T21:47:00.000+06:00

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2011-04-24T21:41:00.001+06:00

Senior woman holding binoculars, peering through net curtain

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2011-04-24T21:38:00.000+06:00

Sad Elderly Couple in Bed

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2011-04-24T21:32:00.000+06:00

A jealous woman looks inside a bedroom window at a loving couple in their bed. Digital clone.

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2011-04-24T06:05:00.000+06:00

YESTERDAY, TODAY AND THE DEMOLITION | Kabir Suman Online

2011-04-22T09:17:00.001+06:00

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2011-04-21T06:16:00.000+06:00

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2011-04-19T09:46:00.000+06:00

FELE ASHA POTH DIYE: REMEMBERING PANNALAL GHOSH | Kabir Suman Online

2011-04-19T01:13:00.001+06:00

FELE ASHA POTH DIYE: REMEMBERING PANNALAL GHOSH | Kabir Suman Online: "My voice is almost gone. I have never been a good singer. At age 63 I find it even more difficult to negotiate songs. But still I am leaving behind the song for those “three or at the most four people for whom I have joined words” (Ezra Pound)."